Remember the name John Eisenberg. Apparently, this scumbag and Trump lawyer has a knack for moving evidence of his orange baboon client’s misdeeds to ultra classified White House servers.
100 dB Boos at World Series
The day following Trump and his entourage being nearly booed out of Nationals Park with chants of “lock him up,” Democratic senator Christopher Coons and Morning Joe host Joe Scarborough publicly denounced the crowd as “un-American” and “sickening,” while ironically THE REST OF AMERICA celebrated the biggest narcissist in the history of the universe being humiliated on worldwide television.
Mountain Men are Coming For Us
Some lunatic right wing Christian pastor named Rick Wiles is warning the public that if Trump is removed from office, veterans, cowboys and MOUNTAIN MEN – people who know how to fight – will hunt down democrats.
I don’t know about you, but as soon as I heard that, the tune from Deliverance popped into my head and I couldn’t help but imagining myself and my poor Democratic neighbors and friends getting butt raped by Cleavon while Bubba hollered at us to squeal like pigs!
Anonymous Trump Official to Publish Tell All Book
The author behind the infamous Times Trump insider Op-Ed is set to release a book titled “Warning” sometime in November. The author will again remain anonymous and reportedly waved off a lucrative book deal, preferring to instead donate book royalties to organizations focusing on government accountability.
I wonder, does the anonymous writer still work for Trump and if so, in what capacity? Is it Kellyanne? It’s interesting to note how she maintains a healthy relationship with her husband who has made a daily routine out of excoriating the president on Twitter. Maybe it’s the White House Chef or the Butler in the Library with the candlestick.
Lindsey Graham Changes Tune on Trump’s Handling of Syria
After meeting with Trump on Saturday, Lindsey Graham totally reversed course on his criticism of Trump’s troop withdrawal of Syria, stating “President Trump is thinking outside the box.” Lindsey’s habit of pulling 180s on his views regarding Trump have most Americans wondering just how much dirt Trump has on him. It’s fair to say after this latest boomerang it’s probably something pretty damming and embarrassing. While the news crew here at HNOTC isn’t speculating it’s anything of the gay variety, our expert analyst on deviant behavior and political science wouldn’t rule out something along the lines of a sugar daddy setup with a younger lad from abroad and cuck fetish role playing.
ProPublica Reports Bombshell Investigation into Trump’s Taxes
And 24 hours later every other news site is writing about it.
Giuliani Rakes in $500k From “Fraud Guarantee”
On top of banking $500k from the company with the greatest name in the universe, today Giuliani defied a congressional subpoena to testify in the Ukraine probe. Things could get substantially more comical by the end of this week. As Trump likes to say: Stay tuned.
Elizabeth Warren Rocketing Above the Pack
In the latest George Washington University poll, Warren now holds a double digit lead over the early front runner, Biden. Meanwhile, Trump’s Twitter tractor beam still has Biden rolling around in the mud and no one is quite sure when he will break free.
Social Media Erupts After Shepard Smith’s Departure From Fox
According to trending reactions across social media, Shep Smith is widely believed to have been fired. It is interesting to note that the U.S. A.G. and latest Trump fixer, Bill “Corrupt” Barr, was jettisoned to the NY estate of Fox owner, Rupert Murdoch yesterday after a massively embarrassing Fox poll revealed 51 percent of all Americans support impeachment. Coincidentally or maybe not so coincidentally, Shep resigned the next day.
Trump Rips Off a Dead Man
Wednesday, at a campaign rally in Minnesota, Trump played Purple Rain over the loudspeakers for all the deplorables to hear, despite being ordered by Prince’s estate to not ever play a Prince track at his events. Mister president, have you no shame? He then went on to sling insults at The Boss, referring to him disparagingly as “Little Bruce Springsteen.” Could “Little Hands Donald “ be projecting?
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