A liar, a thief, a scoundrel and a moron walk into a bar and the bartender says: “There’s no fucking border to Mexico in Colorado, Mr. President.”
Team Trump Selling “Get Over It!” T-Shirts
Mulvaney’s perfectly executed confession or bumbling idiot rant (whichever it may be) has the Trump T-shirt vendors running to the bank with a newfound sales spike due to Mulvaney’s fortuitous use of the English language. Trump supporters now can add “Get Over It!” tees to the greatest hits collection, including the zingers: Coup, Witch Hunt, Lock Her Up, MAGA, Trump Is My Homeboy, Blacks For Trump, Asians For Trump, Women For Trump, Jesus Died For You Trump Lives For You and Build a Wall Crime Will Fall. With the holidays just around the corner, this new tee is the perfect gift for that one crazy Trump supporting family member.
Rick Perry to Resign as Energy Secretary
It looks like the White House has found themselves the ideal scapegoat in good ole Rick Perry. Alas, if only Trump had not incriminated himself in the phone transcript and then again on national television, this new sad scheme might’ve worked. “Double-down Donnie” brought it on himself.
Hourly News On The Can 