Meanwhile, diehard Trump allies Lindsey Graham and Mitch McConnell are baffled as to why Trump would backstab the Kurds by withdrawing from Syria when it would only help Russia and Iran. They went on to suggest Trump was compromised by Putin and acting as an agent of a hostile foreign power. Both Lindsey and Mitch decided that enough is enough and are now vowing to convince their GOP colleagues in congress to impeach. Oh wait, the last section was news out of an alternate dimension where GOP members had balls.
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